thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

louis-has-the-sneezies:

thebesthomestuck:

louis-has-the-sneezies:

internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop

im telling obama

oh zoowe mama im in a heckle deckle better go get the diddly darn outta here

usapotterfan:

avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs:

lovelynobody00:

iamshirelocked:

yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock

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I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.

dat reaction image

shatteredhorns:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

Tom Hanks masturbates

Tom Wanks

Tom Hank punishes his kids

Tom Spanks

Tom Hanks says grace at dinner

Tom Thanks

Tom Hanks needs to deposit money

Tom Banks

Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War

Tom Yanks

Tom Hanks can’t remember

Tom Blanks

Tom Hanks stabs a bloke

Tom Shanks

Tom Hanks takes a boat ride

Tom Cruise

(Source: hats-and-horses)

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

(Source: vaspim2k13)

balkhy:

i dont wanna risk it tbh

(Source: dirudo)

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face

UPDATE:

he came back in and said “annie you okay?”